Sunday, March 30, 2008

Conversations With My Father: part III

Dinnertime has always been a heart-warming activity for my family. As dusk falls around our cozy little home-in-the-'burbs, we descend into a comfortable evening chat about our respective days. Typically, me and my mom have pretty ordinary tales punctuated by the occasional irritant co-worker or difficult customer, but my father clearly works with individuals who have lives as colorful as his own imagination.

background: "FBI-Ma" is a fellow co-worker of my dad's and long-time acquaintance of my mom's.

Dad: Did you know that FBI-Ma's son is in the FBI?
Mom: Really?
Dad: Yeah. They investigate everyone you come into contact with. Even your girlfriends.
Mom: How do you know?
Dad: Well, FBI-Ma was telling us all about it today. She said that ever since her son started working there, he's become a lot more quiet and doesn't talk about his job with her. He had to marry a fellow FBI worker because they won't let him associate with just anyone.
Me: I don't think they control who you marry. They probably just make sure you aren't involved with a spy.
Dad: No. These government people, they know everything about you, but they don't say anything. Her son can only tell people that he works with "computers," not the FBI.
Me: Then why did her mom tell all her co-workers about her son's real job?
Dad: Well, now she tells people that her son is in "computers."
Me: Isn't it a little late?
Dad: I don't know. She says she can't talk about her son's activities. Who knows what he's doing? I bet he's involved in some pretty shady business. You know the FBI has a hand in the crumbling economy and the political elections.
Me: .....
Mom: Talk less and finish your hamburger.

2 comments:

J said...

Why did you have to put this on the internet? Now that we've all accidentally read it and learned about the secret identity of the man who works with computers, we're all going to be KILLED!!!

LAG in NAD said...

but you don't know WHICH man! (his name is Bob)