Please, if you have any information on the whereabouts of this individual, contact 1-800-WAKE-UP-HO so we can return this waif back to the harem where she belongs.
A recent photo is provided below:
*Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Have You Seen Me?
Authorities are currently looking for a prurient woman-of-the-night who is believed to be armed and dangerous. The suspect has been sighted in a number of cities along the East Coast luring young, unsuspecting males into unspeakable acts behind closed doors. Little is known about "La Ho*," as she is commonly known, but reliable sources say that she can be found lying in bed at ungodly hours of the afternoon when normal human beings do things like work and play.
Please, if you have any information on the whereabouts of this individual, contact 1-800-WAKE-UP-HO so we can return this waif back to the harem where she belongs.
*Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Please, if you have any information on the whereabouts of this individual, contact 1-800-WAKE-UP-HO so we can return this waif back to the harem where she belongs.
*Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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3 comments:
Yes, someone please call and provide some leads to find "The Ho" Of course, compensation for any helpful info will be HUGE!! btw, how much does "The Ho" charge?
That's a very good question. Perhaps a conscientious citizen will be able to give authorities leads on that.
According to my sources, La Ho would charge much more than Spitzer's Ho does. And you'd have to be a damn good-looking man, too (none of that Spitzer stuff).
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